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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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