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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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