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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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