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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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