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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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