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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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