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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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