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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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