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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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