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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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