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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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