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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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