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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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