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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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