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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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