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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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