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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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