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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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