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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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