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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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