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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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