Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.