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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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