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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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