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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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