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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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