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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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