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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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