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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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