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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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