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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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