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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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