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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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