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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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