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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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