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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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