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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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