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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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