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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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