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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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