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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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