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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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