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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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