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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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