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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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