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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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