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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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