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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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