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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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