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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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