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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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