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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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