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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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