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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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