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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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