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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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