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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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