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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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