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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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