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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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