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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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