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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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