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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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