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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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