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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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