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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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